B.I.T.C.H.S.L.A.P. = Bureacrats Initiating Totally Careless Habits
and
Stupid Lazzy Assed Poltician

Time is up,  here is the link to the hopefull amendment.
Send it to your Friends, and send it to Enemies also,
they will probably become your friends.

"It will never happen"
is what most people will say,
So, they will never ever try,
too much work,
too much to think about, etc. etc. etc.

Guess what? THEY ARE STUPID !!
and  Ron White is correct in saying.;
"You can't fix stupid"
"But Guess again...
YOU CAN , Get rid of STUPID"

time to get rid of STUPID,

or
at least, make them play with the exact same rules you have to play with.

Next,  Lets work on Terminology
Starting with

Health Care Insurance,
Let's REMOVE the first two letter's and replace them with new letters a and s

What do we now have 
Health Care Assurance not  Insurance

We still have a few bugs to work out on our site
so don't count on anything working quite yet,
if you want or need something, email me and we can work out the details, until them...
Have a Great Day.
I am still working on the following op ed piece.
Oh yeah, some of the stuff  towards the bottom of this site talks about previous presidents
such as
George Bush Jr.

so do not just put all of the blame Barrack Obama.

Call these Guys see what they know.

Guys I need some help,
this means everyonel,
( I was borned and reared here in OREGO'N I am a 4th almost 5th generation Oregonian.

My Relatives  came to Oregon in 1849.

This is just a first draft I have not corrected any spelling or grammar.

 

 

What I have seen and heard as a computer consultant,
or at least your or the constituents
(whatever that means, so head off to the online dictionary...
if you need an interpretation of the word constituents)
are complaining about some of the following.

But let's face it.
Most of us are just preaching to the so called CHOIR.

Everyone needs to round up  three or four new friends.

 

anyway...

The thought process needs to be put together by several people not just ME
and then published.

Here it is.

David

 

I am serious,
it is now way past time for you to  get SERIOUS,

Probably a Rainy day in HELL,will have to happen first...

but what the HECK someone has to say it Out LOUD too you!!!

If I make you mad then I say in reply
" I am not the Asshole
Just the mirror"

Did that make you mad?
Only, probably because you are what you are!!

 

The republicans want to cut social security and do not believe in health care.

a
bunch of Nihilists ( go look it up, I am done doing it for you)

they want to continue the tax breaks, but they only care about the big guys,

They could give a rip about you.

The democrats, say they want to help you by raising taxes,

Liars Liars all liars.

They only want more money to enhance their BENEFITS packages.

I say Let's take away their BENEFITS PACKAGES.

HOW ??

If you have not been to the following link in Blue, Now is the time,
go there now and then
come back and finish the rest of the PLAN

Time is up,  here is the link to the hopefull amendment.
Send it to your Friends, and send it to Enemies also,
they will probably become your friends.

 

Has any one ever posed the question to a politician or bureaucrat.

Just how would you make it work if they had to live on social security??

They think that $800.00 a month on unemployment and or social security  is too much for anyone to have.

They do not want to renew the unemployment benefits.

I am sure they have several other instances that too much money is being given away.

Nobody wants to stay home we all want to work, it gets old not doing something, look at me,
I am wasting my time trying to get someone to read this far in this document. But I continue on, for
shear lack of anything better to do, so...

 

Here it is.
I  propose that anyone entering public office, be given 800 dollars per month
and told that after three or four months later if you are still alive after spending the free money
we have given to you, than and only than can you be in any type of election or continue on
with your current political or bureacratic position.

 

They absolutely, cannot use any personal money they have to help them make
it through this so called crisis they have to deal with.

They will be checked up on and they will have to make a report on how they are doing
This will be a requirement to make sure that they do not cheat on their income sources.

 

They will  have to live in a house with 1200 dollar a month payments (min)

or a single room studio apartment, with lets say 800 dollars a month rent,
this apartment will be located in a less than desirable location. ie: so called slum area.

 

The house or apartment should be at least 20 to 30 miles away or maybe at least a 20 to 30 minute
bus ride from any government resources or social help programs.

 

Now this will all have to be during the middle of winter when the temperature is 20 - 35 degrees  outside.
The heat inside will be on when they first start this project, but since no one has paid the electrical bill
for the past two or three months it is almost ready to be shut off, 
or it could be in the middle of summer with no air-conditioning available and the same type of cuircumstances
except that it should be in the middle of the summer.

My preference would be that it all happen during the Winter Month's,
that include the holiday time , such as Thanksgiving and Christmas,
just an added thought to make sure the 800.00 a month
that the government is GIVING will completely disappear
another reason I prefer that they do this during the winter month's,
It is easier to warm up by bundling up with extra clothes,
  Then it is is to cool down by taking off your clothes in the summer time.

 

Oh Yeah!  I almost forgot The electrical bill needs to be at least 200.00 per month. (during this time)

Hey! E.W.E.B., I am on your side

 

Now for food, the first two month’s maybe three  they have to make do with the 800 per month,
and whatever reserves they have in the freezer or cupboards,
(remember the electricity will be shut off soon, so ... I recommend using all of the stuff in the freezer first, so it will not go bad.)

But they do get the opportunity to apply for food stamps sometime during the fourth month,
after they have starved to death for the first three months, or at least only have beans and rice to eat,
like we send to the poor starving people in Africa, who do not have enough clean water to cook it in.

 

Now for clothing and bedding and other essentials: they only get what will fit into a grocery cart,
and they have to maintain a large dog while this is all happening to them.

 

Transportation; they can own a bike, if they own a car they have to make sure that they can pay the insurance bill,
which is around $100 .00 per month, they will have to apply at least four times per week for a meaningful job
and each job requires that you  will own a car or that you travel across town for the job interview.

  If they do not have a phone they will have to use the neighbors or a pay phone,
or go buy a19.95 a month cell phone which will cause cancer after six months of use.

 

More about the car: If they have to have car then it needs to be insured.

One of the tires should probably be almost  flat or tread showing through
, and then maybe the generator should not be charging the battery very well,
so they will have to acquire a battery jump each time they wish to go for a drive to the next job interview.

Public transporation should be available to them.

but it needs to be at least four-six blocks away from their living place, and twelve blocks away from the interview.

 

They will also be required to go to the doctor four times in the first two months and the office visit will be probably around 120 dollars.

 

When they go to the doctor they will find out they have some kind of a health problem that will surely bankrupt them.

 

We need to make this a requirement for anyone wishing to run for office, or hold a public  or government position.

thanks for your time

 

Sincerely David

 

 

additions

They all will be given or should have a half written resume,
that was done on a computer that broke just before they lost their last job.

 

The printer ink ran out so they can only view part of the half written resume.

 

This is what I now do, stir the proverbial TURD"s

Totally Useless Republican and Democratic shit.

Please Continue on
The funny stuff is at the Bottom of this page.

Remember we can use this name just like the people used the 

TEAPARTY THING
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